I knew this would happen...

Where's my inspiration? I knew as soon as I signed up for this thing that I would never update it. I've done it before in my past... but I was bored, so I was like, "NO! This time it's different, Ryan! You're going to blog your little heart out, and by goodness, you are going to be somebody. This blog is your ticket to the bigtime, and then your mother will have no choice but to be proud of you!"

...but here I am, three months later and only one post. You win, Mom, I'm still a nobody... and I'll never get a girlfriend. Yes, I know I should go back to school... I know I need to save more money... I know that the internet is not my big ticket out, but.. nevermind.

NO WAY! This time is different! I AM going to blog! I am going to be a somebody, people will like me, and by goodness, I will get a girlfriend!

...ok, so I will probably never find a girlfriend. Oh well, I guess I'll still blog every once in a while.